Saturday Night Live: The Apprenctice Special Edition
Imagine seeing all the cast members on Saturday Night Live who portrayed different roles of people that Trump knew during the his presidency brought together in a room. The room has four walls and a large long table. Around the table Trump, his kids Don Junior, Ivanka, Jerrid, Paul Manafort, George Papadopolulos, Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn, Rick Gates, Alex Van der Zwaan, Richard Pnedo, and Roger Stone.
All the people are in the room. Trump and the other have blindfolds on with Robert Mueller walking in as portrayed by Robert DeNiro, "Take off your blindfolds!"
Trump says, "Hey, what am I doing here! This is my old boardroom from the show The Apprentice. Why am I here, How did I get here, you have gone too far Mueller. You are fired!"
Mueller says, "No, it is too late you have been indicted along with everyone else in the room for an amazing list of charges from 3500 Lawsuits, ranging from The lawsuit accuses Donald Trump of inciting violence against protesters in Louisville, Kentucky, to Trump University of fraudulent and misleading behavior, numerous violations of the constitutions, hate crimes acts. You are the most despised person in history."
Trump Jr. says, "My Dad didn't do anything wrong, it is all fake news and fake law"
Trump: Quiet Son, go eat your cookies.
Cohen: I only did what my client told me to do
Manafort: Trump did it all, we just pawns in his game.
Roger Stone: This is a witch hunt, I put cross-hairs on you too, Mueller!
Mueller: "You have all been sentenced to 6 months on the a remote desert Island, the same one used on Gilligans Island.
Mueller: Slow down, none of your are going anywhere. You must compete on live 24 television, like the show "Survivors" to work off your sentence by a few years.
Trump: I will sue you all, This is Fake television, this is....
Mueller: This is justice as passed by The Supreme Court! You thrive on the media, you have destroyed the lives of people all around the world, a Manchurian Candidate for Russia for you damn Hotel, involving thousands of people, and affecting and brainwashing millions of voters.
Roger Stone: You don't have to listen to him, we will get off this Island and get even.
Mueller: There are Navy Destroyers off the coast to make sure none of you get off the island, we have sprinkled the perimeter of the island with Sharnados in the water to make it so if you try to swim the Sharks will eat you and get indigestion....
Don Junior: I taste good I hear.....
Trump: Quiet Junior, I don't want to hear anything out of you.
Ivanka: Hey, Why am I here, I just did what my father told me to do, I love him and defend him.
Trump: Dear, be nice to the nice man, don't tell him anything about our personal life.
Mueller: Well, She is here indicted for foreign money laundering along with her husband who is on the other side of the island. We have setup huts for all couples, the males are in huts for 2 people.
There is fresh water, and supplies to make you own food, and hunt food, and fish by the inner lake.
There will be trials and contests to get items and the first person to find these items based upon a series of trials will get points and special food an items for the week.
Each week all of you will deal with life on a desert island, filmed 24 hours a day.
All of you who have a certain number of points will reduce the time on your sentences in prison.
The more points the more time off during this year on the island.
Trump:" You are fake news, fake media, fake lawyer, this is a witch trial.
Mueller" Enough, this is justice, you have made a mockery of the judicial system, the constitution, racisism, bigotry, and everything America does not stand for.
Trump: I was just trying to put on a good show for America. I thought this would be a fun successor to the Apprentice Show. I didn't realize how much hard work it was to play a president.
Cohen: I told you Trump, again, and again, this wasn't another TV show, this is real! Your medication for ADHD has run out and you never got it renewed.
Trump: I only take heart medication, and propecia for my hair, Fake Medicine, Fake Taxes.
Mueller: You have also been indicted on Tax Evasion, and filing false taxes.
All the walls of the Apprentice room with the walls around the large table fall away to reveal a large desert island. The lights come up and the set is removed from the island.
Reveal of the various huts that have been setup with the names of the occupants. There is 3 picnic tables setup for eating and meetings, there is portable bathrooms setup.
Supplies are in a shack with a lock on it, only the trustee has access to the supplies....
Mueller: We shall have a designated trustee that will be the designated trustee every week to distribute supplies every week to all of you. Your clothing shall replaced weekly, we shall supply crude facilities for you to clean your clothes if you cannot wait a week for the new set of clothing.
But, there will be drawers in each hut one for each person to put your clothing.
Trump: I demand better accommodations, I can't stand all this out doors.
The sky grows dark as the sunsets in the horizon, everyone in the group goes to their private huts to settle in for the night until the next day on The Apprentice: The Surivors Edition or Trump Island Penal Colony.
References Infinite:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/01/donald-trump-lawsuits-legal-battles/84995854/
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/14/factbox-updated-list-of-people-indicted-convicted-investigated-in-trump-russia-probe.html
All the people are in the room. Trump and the other have blindfolds on with Robert Mueller walking in as portrayed by Robert DeNiro, "Take off your blindfolds!"
Trump says, "Hey, what am I doing here! This is my old boardroom from the show The Apprentice. Why am I here, How did I get here, you have gone too far Mueller. You are fired!"
Mueller says, "No, it is too late you have been indicted along with everyone else in the room for an amazing list of charges from 3500 Lawsuits, ranging from The lawsuit accuses Donald Trump of inciting violence against protesters in Louisville, Kentucky, to Trump University of fraudulent and misleading behavior, numerous violations of the constitutions, hate crimes acts. You are the most despised person in history."
Trump Jr. says, "My Dad didn't do anything wrong, it is all fake news and fake law"
Trump: Quiet Son, go eat your cookies.
Cohen: I only did what my client told me to do
Manafort: Trump did it all, we just pawns in his game.
Roger Stone: This is a witch hunt, I put cross-hairs on you too, Mueller!
Mueller: "You have all been sentenced to 6 months on the a remote desert Island, the same one used on Gilligans Island.
This is The Apprentice: The Survivors Edition"
Trump: Where my wife, where my family, where's my gold car, airplane and hairspray, Where is my cellphone, I will Twitter you till the cows come home!Mueller: Slow down, none of your are going anywhere. You must compete on live 24 television, like the show "Survivors" to work off your sentence by a few years.
Trump: I will sue you all, This is Fake television, this is....
Mueller: This is justice as passed by The Supreme Court! You thrive on the media, you have destroyed the lives of people all around the world, a Manchurian Candidate for Russia for you damn Hotel, involving thousands of people, and affecting and brainwashing millions of voters.
Roger Stone: You don't have to listen to him, we will get off this Island and get even.
Mueller: There are Navy Destroyers off the coast to make sure none of you get off the island, we have sprinkled the perimeter of the island with Sharnados in the water to make it so if you try to swim the Sharks will eat you and get indigestion....
Don Junior: I taste good I hear.....
Trump: Quiet Junior, I don't want to hear anything out of you.
Ivanka: Hey, Why am I here, I just did what my father told me to do, I love him and defend him.
Trump: Dear, be nice to the nice man, don't tell him anything about our personal life.
Mueller: Well, She is here indicted for foreign money laundering along with her husband who is on the other side of the island. We have setup huts for all couples, the males are in huts for 2 people.
There is fresh water, and supplies to make you own food, and hunt food, and fish by the inner lake.
There will be trials and contests to get items and the first person to find these items based upon a series of trials will get points and special food an items for the week.
Each week all of you will deal with life on a desert island, filmed 24 hours a day.
All of you who have a certain number of points will reduce the time on your sentences in prison.
The more points the more time off during this year on the island.
Trump:" You are fake news, fake media, fake lawyer, this is a witch trial.
Mueller" Enough, this is justice, you have made a mockery of the judicial system, the constitution, racisism, bigotry, and everything America does not stand for.
Trump: I was just trying to put on a good show for America. I thought this would be a fun successor to the Apprentice Show. I didn't realize how much hard work it was to play a president.
Cohen: I told you Trump, again, and again, this wasn't another TV show, this is real! Your medication for ADHD has run out and you never got it renewed.
Trump: I only take heart medication, and propecia for my hair, Fake Medicine, Fake Taxes.
Mueller: You have also been indicted on Tax Evasion, and filing false taxes.
All the walls of the Apprentice room with the walls around the large table fall away to reveal a large desert island. The lights come up and the set is removed from the island.
Reveal of the various huts that have been setup with the names of the occupants. There is 3 picnic tables setup for eating and meetings, there is portable bathrooms setup.
Supplies are in a shack with a lock on it, only the trustee has access to the supplies....
Mueller: We shall have a designated trustee that will be the designated trustee every week to distribute supplies every week to all of you. Your clothing shall replaced weekly, we shall supply crude facilities for you to clean your clothes if you cannot wait a week for the new set of clothing.
But, there will be drawers in each hut one for each person to put your clothing.
Trump: I demand better accommodations, I can't stand all this out doors.
The sky grows dark as the sunsets in the horizon, everyone in the group goes to their private huts to settle in for the night until the next day on The Apprentice: The Surivors Edition or Trump Island Penal Colony.
References Infinite:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/01/donald-trump-lawsuits-legal-battles/84995854/
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/14/factbox-updated-list-of-people-indicted-convicted-investigated-in-trump-russia-probe.html
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